kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

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hiddlestoners’ tags on the crimson peak stills are actually the funniest thing on tumblr right now

Tom Hiddleston math

rapunzelfredricksenofrohan:

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oy-eld-thankee:

I love how the other one is like “whoop, heres my ride”

oy-eld-thankee:

I love how the other one is like “whoop, heres my ride”

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via theladydalek)

Weekly Sifki Prompt with meowdejavu​: Blood

Serial Killer AU

Loki/Sif Vampire AU for stars-show-your-fires's “blood” prompt

These are the days that bind you together, foreverAnd these little things define you forever, foreverAll this bad blood here, won’t you let it dry?It’s been cold for years, won’t you let it lie?

Loki/Sif Vampire AU for stars-show-your-fires's “blood” prompt

These are the days that bind you together, forever
And these little things define you forever, forever
All this bad blood here, won’t you let it dry?
It’s been cold for years, won’t you let it lie?

Tags: kitty

little-yogi:

It’s a cute little thing though.

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lokiodinsass asked: Hello beautiful human. Once you get this you must publicly say 5 things about yourself then send this to 10 of your favourite followers. But not back to me.

Hi! Thank you! :)

Hmm…five things:

  1. I can make my eyebrows dance.
  2. I have grapheme  color synesthesia.
  3. I have a mermaid tail and I have swam in it.
  4. I work in book publishing.
  5. I played Gollum in a high school production of The Hobbit.

a series of stupidly gorgeous collections
paolo sebastian a/w 2014 bridal collection [+ details]

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Tags: yes to all

iamthekingofsassgard:

…well, if you insist.

(Source: tomhazeldine, via tomhazeldine)

strigays:

i apparently go to bird school which is for birds

no barfing into someone’s mouth guys COME ON

strigays:

i apparently go to bird school
which is for birds

no barfing into someone’s mouth guys COME ON

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